Tuesday, May 01, 2007

The 2nd Luckiest Person In This World

I always tell Ms K I wanted 4 wives.

As there is no perfect woman in this world, I think we can find it in 4 women,

The Fashion Model wife
We all want to have a trophy wife, admit it. The glamour kind, the one where we can bring to show off to our friends.

The Sporty Wife
The cutest and bubbly of the lot, the one with the tanned complexion. Her ethusiasm and optimism for life will influence you in a positive way. Her playfulness and adventurous spirit makes the relationship exciting.

The Housewife
As much as we are the modern cavemen (read: work and take care of yourselves) of this era, we still want someone to take care of us, to fuss over our appearance, to cook for us, to take care of our kids and to stand by us no matter what.

The Career woman
Intelligent, sophisticated and articulate. This is one capable woman you can't mess with, yet admire her for her confidence. You can talk about anything under the sun. Emotionally and financially independent, you do not have to worry about her and she gives you freedom.


Why am I writing about this? Because my female friends are always complaining that all good men are married and attached. Since there are so few good men, let the good men (includes me) have more wives. So we can share our goodness and love around.

When I tell my female friends this, they say "Do you have the money or not to have so many wives?" My reply? "I don't need money because they will be the ones feeding me." That is why one of my wives will be a career woman. It has all been thought out. So don't worry for me guys.

Oh and Ms K's reply to me was, "Ok lor, go ahead." Since I am tone deaf and inept at reading body language, I take that she is agreeable and totally behind this.

I am the 2nd luckiest person in this world. Then who is the luckiest in this world? My 4 wives..... Because they have me.

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