Sunday, August 17, 2008

The Pineapple Times 2 1/2 Edition

Today (27/08) I am really lucky, I nearly got knocked down by a car. Why lucky? Because it didn't hit me...

Of course there are a few important reasons for the delayed publication like,

1. Lazy - I don't blog for a living, so no incentive.
2. Playing computer games (Championship Manager 2006) - Yup have been living in the fantasy world. I wanted to stop and move on with life but suddenly I won a trophy in the game, so must continue...
3. No payment received yet - Obviously the online electronic payment didn't work.

You must be wondering why it is 2 and a half edition, that's because this is half of what I wanted to write.

Read the sections that interest you... It will help you in your life... Really...

The Pineapple Times

Train of Thoughts
Recently I just called my buddy, it's has been some time since I spoke to him. So I decided to call him anyway 1 day...

I have a buddy from army who was assigned to me during National Service. It was not by choice, it was by fate because buddies are assigned based on birth dates. He is a pretty interesting fellow and I have not seen him for centuries. Although there are the occasional calls but usually I am alseep because either the call is too early or too late. Ok I sleep a lot...

He is a pretty witty fellow and probably he can have a book of quotes from him.

The conversation below started because I wanted to prove that he was talking cock when he says his friends are more important than his girlfriend.

Here is one classic quote from him...

Pineapple Tat: "Wah lau eh... Your girlfriend is more important than us..." (big mistake)
Mr Buddy: "Of course la... I can bang my girlfriend... Can you let me bang you..." (-_-" point taken)

For more information on this legendary person, you can read about this fellow below...
Team 424
My Buddy and Me
Life is like a box of chocolates

Oh if you like what you read about him... He should be still single... If you like guys who are humourous, likes risk taking and enjoy a good emotional roller coaster... He is the one for you!

Learnings from him is if someone says his friends is more important than his girlfriend, chances are he is bluffing... Don't believe, read his quotes again...

Ok if you like this guy, you know where to look for him...

Correspondent: Pineapple Tat


Love Column
I have thought of a few titles like,
1. Pineapple Economics of Love
2. Dr Pineapple Love
3. Love Love Pineapple

Of course I still can't decide what the title is, let me continue until I thought of one...

Marketers are Liars
It's true that in Marketing, you will meet a lot of beautiful women. Of course that also depends on what industry you are in and what you are marketing. If you are marketing ship paint or springs, chances are that you will meet men only.

So why does the Marketing Profession has many opportunities of meeting beautiful women?
Because the job requires you to meet lots of people from advertising, public relations, events, media, marketing research, modelling agency and other marketers. All of these dominated by women...


Since this is the 2nd and a half edition, of course I will not complete it... Hee...

Editors note
Recently I seek an internet geomancer (someone from my interactive agency) and was told that wordpress.com (another blog) is better. I am contemplating moving my blog to wordpress but like quite messy after shifting it over... Let me think about it...

http://pineappletat.wordpress.com/