I met a friend who told me that she wants to divorce her husband. She did not show a hint of sadness and said it like a matter of fact. Her reason being that she is bored with her marriage. The best thing is that she already had a daughter from her present marriage. Seriously her attitude makes me afraid of getting married. What if I am like her and I got bored about marriage, what will I do??
She told me she had another friend who registered with her boyfriend at the ROM and decide to divorce after a few months. According to the law, they are considered married so they need to sign separation papers and be separated for 3 years before they are allowed to marry again. Her friend who wasted 3 years is 30 plus now. Wasted her youth and her partner's time.
Divorce aside, she had another friend who is 30 plus and she wants to have children. The most incredible thing is that she DOESN'T want to get marry. My friend told her that anyone would be willing to do that. Its like getting a free ride and not paying for it. Her friend agrees but its like kind of weird to ask people for it. My friend actually offer me this great opportunity to spread my superior genes. But I rejected it because one, I am not cheap, two, I don't want a few years from now when I walk on the street, I would see a little kid who resembles Little Pineapple Tat and my girlfriend would wonder why, or my son suddenly realised he had another brother. You know there are a lot of implications although the offer is tempting. Oh yah my friend claim that her friend is pretty.
On second thoughts, I think I will consider the offer......
Friday, June 30, 2006
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Screwed Up Life
Have you ever like a girl and through some misunderstanding, it did not work out? When you thought its over and you thought you have forgotten about her, 6 months later and you realised you still miss her. When you walk past places where you both have been to, you remember fondly what took place there. You always thought where you could have done better. But now you have no reason nor any excuse to call her but you pretty much want to do so. You avoid looking at her photos on friendster, your pride is in your way and self-denial that you like her is often in your thoughts.
You met a girl whom you don't thought much of. Through some curious chance, you both hang out together often. You spend a lot of time with her doing things and going out. As the days goes by you realised how adorable this girl is and you had grown fonder for her. The problem is she have a boyfriend. You purposely ignored her but you know you can't bear to do so. You act fierce towards her but felt guilty about it cos you are too harsh with her. Do you avoid her? Which means you do like her thats why you avoid her. Continue to hang out with her? Which in this case you would grow even more attracted to her as time goes by.
You broke up with your ex-girlfriend and had moved on with your life. You thought you had let everything go but then you missed certain moments you both had spent together. She had treated you very well and you always wonder whether the next one will treat you just as well. What if she does not, will you love her just as much? Comparing is unfair because everyone is different but you can't help doing it.
What a screwed up life this person must have......
You met a girl whom you don't thought much of. Through some curious chance, you both hang out together often. You spend a lot of time with her doing things and going out. As the days goes by you realised how adorable this girl is and you had grown fonder for her. The problem is she have a boyfriend. You purposely ignored her but you know you can't bear to do so. You act fierce towards her but felt guilty about it cos you are too harsh with her. Do you avoid her? Which means you do like her thats why you avoid her. Continue to hang out with her? Which in this case you would grow even more attracted to her as time goes by.
You broke up with your ex-girlfriend and had moved on with your life. You thought you had let everything go but then you missed certain moments you both had spent together. She had treated you very well and you always wonder whether the next one will treat you just as well. What if she does not, will you love her just as much? Comparing is unfair because everyone is different but you can't help doing it.
What a screwed up life this person must have......
Monday, June 26, 2006
No Time For Girls
You see 1 bad thing about this job I have is that I have no life. Why? Because its taking up so much of my time that all I see are my colleagues. Nothing wrong with that but then I would like to see other people too. I have been meeting Mr Nose almost everyday for the past month because he is doing part time with us, so after work we would meet up to talk cock, watch soccer, talk cock and watch even more soccer, talk cock and drink and watch even even more soccer. I even went to his house to watch soccer where he stay in Ang Mo Kio and me in Boon Lay.
Of course I have my off days, but then even on my off days I have to go back to office to do some work. My off days usually falls on Tuesday where I go to study at night. So my off days are like not even there. If I am lucky enough I would be able to sneak in a night to play soccer. The main point is I am not meeting any GIRLS..... AHHHHH....... Haha....
The last time I went out with a girl is like few weeks ago. You might think its like not too long ago right. Right but that girl is my female buddy, so not counted. But hey.... Guess what.... I just went out with a girl yeaterday. Oh yes..... but I am not going to tell you who is it. Haha...
Curiously, I always thought this girl had some attitude and also quite guai lan (cocky), although she claim guai lan and cocky are 2 different things. She admitted she is guai lan but not cocky. Doesn't matter. She sometimes does show some hint of being nice. Like asking about me and treating me to a drink. Weird girl though cos she refuse to let me pay her back when I told her to help me buy and insist on paying me back when I say its ok. She is a good friend to borrow money from cos you don't need to pay her back. :)
Yesterday she was suppose to meet her friend but he put her aeroplane, I wanted to meet Mr Nose but he got camp the next day and he got to wake up early. She told me she doesn't like to go home early, I told her me too. So I ask her out lor but then she hinted to me first. Haha....
We went to Coffee Bean to sit and talk cock. We talked about our past relationships. She had just ended her long term relationship like me although mine is like last December. And how the relationship is giving us problems. She told me that now she prefer older guys, she is 21 and I am 24. When I heard this, I purposely said I prefer older girls 23 years old and above. She told me girls are already mature at 21. I told her I want to play safe cos I dont like childish girls. Hehheh....
Before we part, we were at the MRT station waiting for the train, she told me I was full of crap, irritating and oh yah at Coffee Bean she said I am an MCP (Male Chauvinist Pig), I told her I purposely irritated her,
She: "I hope your train come soon."
Me: "I hope your train come soon too."
Me: "I am glad our feelings are mutual."
She: "You are irritating and I am going to slap you."
Me: "I know you won't and I am confident about that."
She: "So are you confident enough to shut up?"
Me: "Yes but I am not going to do it just because you told me to."
Me: "Are you sure you don't want to talk to me?"
She: "Yes."
Me: "Is that your final answer?"
She: "Yes."
Me: "Really? You don't know what you are missing out on."
She: "Bye." (her train came first and she gave me an abrupt bye and walk away)
She: "Bye." (turning around and smiling to me and giving me a proper bye this time)
Me: "Bye." (smiling back at her)
Hmmmm.... Should I ask her out again? Nah.... Remember I have no time for that......
Of course I have my off days, but then even on my off days I have to go back to office to do some work. My off days usually falls on Tuesday where I go to study at night. So my off days are like not even there. If I am lucky enough I would be able to sneak in a night to play soccer. The main point is I am not meeting any GIRLS..... AHHHHH....... Haha....
The last time I went out with a girl is like few weeks ago. You might think its like not too long ago right. Right but that girl is my female buddy, so not counted. But hey.... Guess what.... I just went out with a girl yeaterday. Oh yes..... but I am not going to tell you who is it. Haha...
Curiously, I always thought this girl had some attitude and also quite guai lan (cocky), although she claim guai lan and cocky are 2 different things. She admitted she is guai lan but not cocky. Doesn't matter. She sometimes does show some hint of being nice. Like asking about me and treating me to a drink. Weird girl though cos she refuse to let me pay her back when I told her to help me buy and insist on paying me back when I say its ok. She is a good friend to borrow money from cos you don't need to pay her back. :)
Yesterday she was suppose to meet her friend but he put her aeroplane, I wanted to meet Mr Nose but he got camp the next day and he got to wake up early. She told me she doesn't like to go home early, I told her me too. So I ask her out lor but then she hinted to me first. Haha....
We went to Coffee Bean to sit and talk cock. We talked about our past relationships. She had just ended her long term relationship like me although mine is like last December. And how the relationship is giving us problems. She told me that now she prefer older guys, she is 21 and I am 24. When I heard this, I purposely said I prefer older girls 23 years old and above. She told me girls are already mature at 21. I told her I want to play safe cos I dont like childish girls. Hehheh....
Before we part, we were at the MRT station waiting for the train, she told me I was full of crap, irritating and oh yah at Coffee Bean she said I am an MCP (Male Chauvinist Pig), I told her I purposely irritated her,
She: "I hope your train come soon."
Me: "I hope your train come soon too."
Me: "I am glad our feelings are mutual."
She: "You are irritating and I am going to slap you."
Me: "I know you won't and I am confident about that."
She: "So are you confident enough to shut up?"
Me: "Yes but I am not going to do it just because you told me to."
Me: "Are you sure you don't want to talk to me?"
She: "Yes."
Me: "Is that your final answer?"
She: "Yes."
Me: "Really? You don't know what you are missing out on."
She: "Bye." (her train came first and she gave me an abrupt bye and walk away)
She: "Bye." (turning around and smiling to me and giving me a proper bye this time)
Me: "Bye." (smiling back at her)
Hmmmm.... Should I ask her out again? Nah.... Remember I have no time for that......
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Ms Scorpio
Mr Nose once mention to me that he hardly know any girl who is a scorpio, in fact he doesn't even know one! He was wondering how come it is so difficult to know a scorpio girl. I have to agree with him, cos in my memory I only like know 2 girls who are scorpio. Where has all the scorpio girls gone to??
You must be wondering why 2 guys are suddenly interested in getting to know a scorpio girl. Well... We once had a conversation where Mr Nose who is a scorpio mention that he once read a book that describe a relationship between 2 scorpios as a 'match made in heaven', it will be intense, full of jealousy and possessiveness of each other. It is a exciting relationship, therefore they wont feel bored in each other company. Anyone who reads this will go like WOOOOOOO..... Naturally, Mr Nose who is a pure scorpio will feel curious about whether its true or not. Even I am curious too. (although I think its bullshit)
Of course we did not delibrately go around looking for a scorpio gal or ask every female we know in our phone book whether they are one. But today my female buddy told us that this girl that we have went out a few times with is actually a scorpio! How careless can we be! When we knew it, we both were like 'oh no wonder'. Her character really suits a scorpio description. I was like "Yes! Yes! We finally found one!" clenching both my fist and raising up in the air as if I had scored a goal at World Cup and celebrating. Even Mr Nose is delighted. What joy to have found one and its just so near us.
These are the TraditionalScorpio Traits:
Determined and forceful
Emotional and intuitive
Powerful and passionate
Exciting and magnetic
On the dark side.....
Jealous and resentful
Compulsive and obsessive
Secretive and obstinate
The first time I met her, I found her cocky and articulate yet not arrogant, have an air of confidence yet insecure, outgoing and friendly yet could be anti-social. A bit of an enigma. Probably that explains why she had an air of mysteriousness around her. She is sociable yet you feel like you have not known her and that there is more to be discovered. Will every discovery be a shock or a delight? Or will I never get to know her?
It remains a mystery.
I am not sure about those other Scorpio traits, but she is definitely secretive, emotional and exciting.........
You must be wondering why 2 guys are suddenly interested in getting to know a scorpio girl. Well... We once had a conversation where Mr Nose who is a scorpio mention that he once read a book that describe a relationship between 2 scorpios as a 'match made in heaven', it will be intense, full of jealousy and possessiveness of each other. It is a exciting relationship, therefore they wont feel bored in each other company. Anyone who reads this will go like WOOOOOOO..... Naturally, Mr Nose who is a pure scorpio will feel curious about whether its true or not. Even I am curious too. (although I think its bullshit)
Of course we did not delibrately go around looking for a scorpio gal or ask every female we know in our phone book whether they are one. But today my female buddy told us that this girl that we have went out a few times with is actually a scorpio! How careless can we be! When we knew it, we both were like 'oh no wonder'. Her character really suits a scorpio description. I was like "Yes! Yes! We finally found one!" clenching both my fist and raising up in the air as if I had scored a goal at World Cup and celebrating. Even Mr Nose is delighted. What joy to have found one and its just so near us.
These are the TraditionalScorpio Traits:
Determined and forceful
Emotional and intuitive
Powerful and passionate
Exciting and magnetic
On the dark side.....
Jealous and resentful
Compulsive and obsessive
Secretive and obstinate
The first time I met her, I found her cocky and articulate yet not arrogant, have an air of confidence yet insecure, outgoing and friendly yet could be anti-social. A bit of an enigma. Probably that explains why she had an air of mysteriousness around her. She is sociable yet you feel like you have not known her and that there is more to be discovered. Will every discovery be a shock or a delight? Or will I never get to know her?
It remains a mystery.
I am not sure about those other Scorpio traits, but she is definitely secretive, emotional and exciting.........
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Super Striker Tat
Today I finally get to play soccer after being busy for a few weeks. Mr Buddy would usually organise a game at a basketball court and a green dustbin is use as a goal post together with the single pole of the basketball pole to make a goal mouth.
I have already scored hat-tricks (3 goals) for 4 consecutive games at that place. I am beginning to think that I am Thiery Henry. Tonight I did it again. I scored my fifth hat trick. Everytime before the match, I would tell Mr Buddy I would score a hat trick. Everytime after the match, without fail, I would ask Mr Buddy,
Me: "Eh.... Can I bring the ball home?"
Mr Buddy: "Why lei?"
Me: "Because I scored a hat trick again."
Mr Buddy: "......." -_-"
And without fail, he would always refuse me. Its soccer tradition that the player who scored a hat trick to bring the match ball home. I could already have 5 balls at home.
To cap off my fifth hat trick for my successful career at the Jurong Basketball Stadium. I scored an outrageous goal. It has flair, courage, luck all combined into that one goal. My most memorable one. Here is what happened, commentary by Pineapple Tat....
The defender pumps a long ball up......
Striker Tat chases for the ball....
The opposition defender which is a few paces in front seems more likely to get there first....
The ball took a bounce and it seems like its going out for a goal kick.....
Opposition defender stops to let it go out for a goal kick....
Whats that?! Striker Tat makes a desperate lunge forward.....
Can he get to it??!! Seems impossible.....
Striker Tat left shoe flew out while he makes a super diving header.....
And ITS A GOAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!! Striker Tat SCORES with his nose......
Lets see the replay again.....
Oh whats that? While Striker Tat left shoe flew out, the opposition defender actually went to pick it up....
He actually neglected his defensive duties to pick up Striker Tat left shoe......
Was the left shoe a new soccer move?? A new move to fake defenders??........
The opposition players are screwing their defender for making that crucial mistake.....
Striker Tat was delirious and threw his left shoe in the air celebrating......
What a wonderful goal!!!!!.....
Post match interview by Pineapple Tat to Striker Tat,
Pineapple: "What was that wonderful and outrageous move we saw just now?"
Striker Tat: "It was a new move I just invented myself, I called it The "Tat Feint"."
Pineapple: "What exactly is the "Tat Feint"?"
Striker Tat: "It s a fake where when you execute a fantastic move like the bicycle kick, scissor kick or even a diving header, you delibrately let a shoe flew out, fooling the defender into thinking that its the ball, so he would go defend it or clear it. Giving you uninteruppted time to execute a super move."
Pineapple: "I see that is really a magnificent move, out of the world. How long did you take to master it?"
Striker Tat: "I just mastered it."
Pineapple: "Brilliant! Thank you for the interview."
Striker Tat: " My pleasure."
I can smell my sixth hat trick already.......
I have already scored hat-tricks (3 goals) for 4 consecutive games at that place. I am beginning to think that I am Thiery Henry. Tonight I did it again. I scored my fifth hat trick. Everytime before the match, I would tell Mr Buddy I would score a hat trick. Everytime after the match, without fail, I would ask Mr Buddy,
Me: "Eh.... Can I bring the ball home?"
Mr Buddy: "Why lei?"
Me: "Because I scored a hat trick again."
Mr Buddy: "......." -_-"
And without fail, he would always refuse me. Its soccer tradition that the player who scored a hat trick to bring the match ball home. I could already have 5 balls at home.
To cap off my fifth hat trick for my successful career at the Jurong Basketball Stadium. I scored an outrageous goal. It has flair, courage, luck all combined into that one goal. My most memorable one. Here is what happened, commentary by Pineapple Tat....
The defender pumps a long ball up......
Striker Tat chases for the ball....
The opposition defender which is a few paces in front seems more likely to get there first....
The ball took a bounce and it seems like its going out for a goal kick.....
Opposition defender stops to let it go out for a goal kick....
Whats that?! Striker Tat makes a desperate lunge forward.....
Can he get to it??!! Seems impossible.....
Striker Tat left shoe flew out while he makes a super diving header.....
And ITS A GOAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!! Striker Tat SCORES with his nose......
Lets see the replay again.....
Oh whats that? While Striker Tat left shoe flew out, the opposition defender actually went to pick it up....
He actually neglected his defensive duties to pick up Striker Tat left shoe......
Was the left shoe a new soccer move?? A new move to fake defenders??........
The opposition players are screwing their defender for making that crucial mistake.....
Striker Tat was delirious and threw his left shoe in the air celebrating......
What a wonderful goal!!!!!.....
Post match interview by Pineapple Tat to Striker Tat,
Pineapple: "What was that wonderful and outrageous move we saw just now?"
Striker Tat: "It was a new move I just invented myself, I called it The "Tat Feint"."
Pineapple: "What exactly is the "Tat Feint"?"
Striker Tat: "It s a fake where when you execute a fantastic move like the bicycle kick, scissor kick or even a diving header, you delibrately let a shoe flew out, fooling the defender into thinking that its the ball, so he would go defend it or clear it. Giving you uninteruppted time to execute a super move."
Pineapple: "I see that is really a magnificent move, out of the world. How long did you take to master it?"
Striker Tat: "I just mastered it."
Pineapple: "Brilliant! Thank you for the interview."
Striker Tat: " My pleasure."
I can smell my sixth hat trick already.......
Sunday, June 18, 2006
Doubts
For once in a long time, I suddenly feel clueless.
For once in a long time, I am confused about what I am doing.
For once in a long time, I am not sure what I want.
Am I waiting for the love of my love?
Am I waiting for that one lucky break for me to be rich? or
Am I waiting to just live out my life.
I really dont know.....
For once in a long time, I am confused about what I am doing.
For once in a long time, I am not sure what I want.
Am I waiting for the love of my love?
Am I waiting for that one lucky break for me to be rich? or
Am I waiting to just live out my life.
I really dont know.....
Friday, June 16, 2006
Close Shave
3 days ago, I was nearly killed by the MRT train doors. I was taking the same train as Ms Kitty at Orchard MRT station. When the train came, everyone rush in and we were the last ones to get up the train. The train was filled to the brim. As I put one foot onto the train, Ms Kitty stop just right in front of the train doors. And then there was a few seconds silence.....
Ms Kitty: "......."
Me: "What are you doing?" (puzzled at why she stopped in front of the doors)
Ms Kitty: "There are so many people." (hesitating not knowing what to do)
I realised that I only had one foot on the train and another foot just outside the train and I am like in between the doors. I was like "just squeeze lah" attitude and there she was standing and wondering what to do. -_-" So to save my life, I grab her by her back and pushed her into the train. Then I jump into the train after her but thats not good enough. Despite I had both feet in the train, I am still in between the doors. Thats how full the train is. I was like "die lah, got to do something quickly".
It seems like I was waiting for the announcement from the friendly train operator to say 'door closing' to tell me this time I am dead by being crushed by the train doors. Not a great way or glorious way to die. Imagine the newspaper reporting "Man got killed by standing in between train doors". How stupid can that be. Miraculously, the crowd start squeezing in to make space for me, I guess they finally realise that I was in great danger.
Then I heard ' door closing' from that robotic emotionless train announcement. When the door closed, it was like 1mm behind me. Then I told Ms Kitty that she nearly got me killed by the train doors and guess what she do, she just laughed. -_-"
Ms Kitty: "......."
Me: "What are you doing?" (puzzled at why she stopped in front of the doors)
Ms Kitty: "There are so many people." (hesitating not knowing what to do)
I realised that I only had one foot on the train and another foot just outside the train and I am like in between the doors. I was like "just squeeze lah" attitude and there she was standing and wondering what to do. -_-" So to save my life, I grab her by her back and pushed her into the train. Then I jump into the train after her but thats not good enough. Despite I had both feet in the train, I am still in between the doors. Thats how full the train is. I was like "die lah, got to do something quickly".
It seems like I was waiting for the announcement from the friendly train operator to say 'door closing' to tell me this time I am dead by being crushed by the train doors. Not a great way or glorious way to die. Imagine the newspaper reporting "Man got killed by standing in between train doors". How stupid can that be. Miraculously, the crowd start squeezing in to make space for me, I guess they finally realise that I was in great danger.
Then I heard ' door closing' from that robotic emotionless train announcement. When the door closed, it was like 1mm behind me. Then I told Ms Kitty that she nearly got me killed by the train doors and guess what she do, she just laughed. -_-"
Monday, June 05, 2006
Ignore Me At Your Own Risk
Me: "Wah.... You finally talk to me."
Girl: "Ya.... Actually I very angry with you about something..."
Me: "Izzit?" (amused and I didnt ask why... forgot)
Me: "I do what I like, if you don't like it, don't be friends lor." (smiling)
Girl: "Ok lor." (smiling)
Me: "Anyway I have no lack of friends."
Glad she finally talk to me but then she sometimes still play with me the "Pretend to ignore me" game. Ignoring me and talking to me occasionally. Its strange why girls like to play this kind of game with you. Ya.... You can continue to ignore me and then when you want to talk to me I WILL ignore you! Bwahahahahaha.....
Girl: "Ya.... Actually I very angry with you about something..."
Me: "Izzit?" (amused and I didnt ask why... forgot)
Me: "I do what I like, if you don't like it, don't be friends lor." (smiling)
Girl: "Ok lor." (smiling)
Me: "Anyway I have no lack of friends."
Glad she finally talk to me but then she sometimes still play with me the "Pretend to ignore me" game. Ignoring me and talking to me occasionally. Its strange why girls like to play this kind of game with you. Ya.... You can continue to ignore me and then when you want to talk to me I WILL ignore you! Bwahahahahaha.....
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