Rubbish Truck Theory

Mama Sim looks like she has tears in her eyes.

She said, “You are very bad. How can you call people a rubbish truck, they have feelings too you know.”

I know.

Mama Sim was able to relate to how one man in her life qualifies as a ‘Rubbish Truck’.

I was explaining to Mama Sim about this Rubbish Truck Theory that I discovered and how it applies to a woman’s life.

Basically a ‘Rubbish Truck’ refers to a man who will always be there for you but you will never be with him. No, I am not referring to your father or the IT man you always call for help but will never go with him for lunch.

How to qualify or know that someone is a ‘Rubbish Truck’

1. You have been ‘waiting’ for this woman for months, years or centuries to be your girlfriend, wife or mistress even if she is attached.
2. When you call her and she doesn’t pick up, you will call again and again and again until she picks up. If she still doesn’t pick up, you will SMS her. She just has to reply you.
3. You are the ‘hero’ of her life. Like superman, you will always fly there when she needs help, even if she did not ask you.

Of course there are more scenarios, so basically when she needs to dump rubbish, you are always ready and there to take her rubbish. Clearing her rubbish is your priority.

Basic Uses of a Rubbish Truck

According to Mama Sim, one way she uses her rubbish truck is to purposely go out with him to make another man jealous.

Here are some other ways,
1. You want to go out and you can’t find anyone, so you call your rubbish truck to accompany you. (Male escort)
2. You want to perform some physical activities but felt incapable of, so you get your rubbish truck to carry your shopping bags, throw your old furniture etc. (Labourer)
3. You have no idea how to fix your kitchen tap, how to buy a toilet bowl, why your computer is not working etc. You get him to fix these without paying.(Technician)
4. You need transport but the bus is too slow and the train does not reach the place within a 1 metre radius but your rubbish truck can drive you there. (Chauffeur)

Really the list goes on, as you can see having a few rubbish trucks is very useful especially when different man have different talent and amount of money. (Luckily I have no talent and not much money, ok that’s beside the point)

The End of a Rubbish Truck

In the end, all rubbish trucks will either disappear when you are married or still hang around as long as they have hope or sometimes they are just used to be around you.

They can get married and still call you once in a while to update their lives with you or even seek your advice when they are deciding whether to get marry like this,

“If you tell me not to marry her, I will not marry her.”

Something like that.

Of course some rubbish trucks do become sport cars in the end which these women want to drive and bring around to show their family and friends.

Maybe hard work sometimes does work…